MY FIRST RANT!

People, I don’t mean to rant but there are some things that piss me off on a daily basis. I need to diffuse the anger in me.

#1 – The “mind” speaker
In a crowded place, it is perfectly normal to need someone to move slightly to enable you to walk. Well, a simple “excuse me” is basic courtesy and I would kindly move aside for you to manoeuvre. IF you were to walk to me and stare at me like I am supposed to move, that’s just plain rude. I CAN’T BLOODY READ MINDS.

#2 – The escalator poofy
Suddenly you are going up/down the escalator, then when we reached the designated level, we will walk away to wherever. Some people, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO STAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ESCALATOR AND “THINK”? I am right behind you and there are people behind me. WE NEED TO MOVE! What is wrong with them? Go to a corner and “think”.

#3 – Button Mushroom
After clearly knowing that I pressed the button for that certain level, another person would come and press the same button again. The button is lighted up already, can’t they see that? Wow, after you press the button again, we would go to magical land. TARD.

Do you have the same issue(s)? Or maybe other issues as well, please do share it with me! Danke.

-LATER-

Mochalicious

I realised I actually didn’t blog about my beautiful best friend, Mocha Bronz Lee. What is wrong with me?

Well, here it is, Mocha Bronz Lee, my world.

Mocha hates taking photos. He’s camera shy like me.

Soon after lying down, he bit and deflated the whole neck-rest. THAT’S MY BOY!

Mocha and my German shepard friend, Lisa.

The couch is yours babe.

Mocha in a Chinese costume. Sexy bits.

My elder sis and Mocha.

Mocha in my room, looking for a comfortable spot.

He was having skin problems and thus the decision to shave him bald. Botak Jones Mocha.

His favourite hobby – Looking at vehicles.

Mocha’s true nature, a hunting dog.

I shall bring him down for a walk now.

-XOXO-

Music Bits

Angel with A Shotgun – The Cab

“They say before you start a war,
you better know what you’re fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.”

-XOXO-

 

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

This will be very complicated sort of post which consist of different other posts as well. (comprehendable?)

The first post: It has something to do with LEMONS.

I tried taking an artsy fartsy photo of lemons and I know I failed big time. “oh whatever!”

My elder sister made Lemon Meringue Tart. (She has to be that sweet to bake me one as I loveee it)

Whilst in the oven-lee (yeah, all items in my house have a surname)

The Sexy Lemon Meringue Tart, Hello sexy.

A litte nip/tuck to the pie. Gorgeous isn’t it?

This was the recipe that she followed and I have to say, my sister is a very successful copycat. The one that my sis baked was uncanny with the one from the recipe. “Good job meine schwester. Ich liebe dich so sehr”

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My family and I went to Feng Shan Market (a.k.a 85 Market @Bedok). After feasting there, my dad felt the need to pack more food home and he did. We feasted at home again.

For the appetiser: Bar Chor Mee (Minced Meat Noodles)

The noodles was PERFECT. It was so good, I became a weird bird that screams around 5am and 5pm. OHH OOOH.

Barbecued Chicken Wings with a dash of lime juice

Chuk Chuk (SNAILS?) I LOVE TO EAT SNAILS! The trick to sucking this snail is to wait for it to cool down before sucking.

Sambal Sotong.

Sambal Stingray and add it to the chin-jia-lo! HEAVEN!

Oyster Omellete. Girls with low libido, you can try this for a cheap fix. (JUST KIDDING!)

___NEXT POST___

So recently, my siblings and I were discussing the plans of our sooner or later funerals. As siblings, we are responsible for organising the funeral for each other.

This is a note to myself so in the future, I will still remember how to organise it.

For my elder sister, she requested to not have a niche. She wants to be placed at home somewhere. My bro suggested to put some autographed netball in the coffin along with her body. (Quite a simple funeral)

For my brother, in his coffin, we will have to put Funshion and the latest iPhone. We are not putting a SIM card as we do not wish to receive any messages/calls from him.

For myself, I do not want a niche as well. I want my urn to be placed just beside Mocha’s. I want to be with Mocha forever. I also requested for my sister’s Lemon Meringue Tart to be in my coffin.

For my youngest sis, in her coffin, we have to place KFC Buddy Meal, Double Mcspicy burger with Fries, Hazelnut KOI drink, Gong Cha and LJS Chicken with Fries. (That will be an expensive funeral)

ALRIGHT AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

-XOXO-

P.S// Yes Rajiv, I stole the t-shirt from you 4 years ago. Thanks!

Music Bits

Have you heard this song called “The one that got away” by Katy Perry?

You should.

The song can be described in a word: Beautiful, (period).

Nowadays, mainstream music are all about sex, drugs, booze and what not. But this song is different. It is like the songs from the <90′s. It brings tears to my eyes (well, I get it cos’ I am overly emotional most of the time)

After listening to the song, I realised about the people around me that I love a lot. I would never want them to be the one that got away. & treasure them.

Also, after listening to the song, I kept yelling “THE ONE, THE ONE, THE ONE” till my siblings had to shut me up.

Enjoy.

November Rain

Just to state that I am reaching bankruptcy soon. I will be camping at home for food and shelter till a job accepts a lazy person like me. “everyday I don’t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lie on my bed”

SO ANYWAYS (adapted from RP)

Happy (belated) birthday to God-ma, WL and Schwester.

I LOVE Y’ALL.

To my sister,
Thanks for being my pillar of strength all these years. When life was crumbling down, you picked up the shattered pieces and mended it up for me. I am really happy (more than happy, glad, blessed) to have you as my sister. I love you a lot.
Your sister always, Wanda

P.S// I shall post photos of WL’s 21st after people start uploading it up. Heh

-XOXO-

Zehn(10) things about me

Well, I am bored out of my wits and decided to post 10 things about me that you NEVER (might not) know about. I am pretty like an open book to everyone but these are stuff that I never talked about.

1. I WILL PLAY YOU TILL I AM BORED.
When I like a song, I will play it on repeat for the whole day. There was this song called: “knock you down by Keri Hilson” and I played it for a total of 98 times in 1 day.

2. I am camera shy.
I will still take a photo or two, but after that, I will get so camera shy that I will get so embarrassed.

3. When I am sad/angry/anything-negative,
I love to blast really sad songs (about death/a break up) OR the vagina song and feel better after that.  Yeah, the vagina song cos’ it’s really funny. “some of them are hairy, some of them are bald, some are kinda scary”

4. I cannot hook my own bra without bringing the clasp to the front and then shimmying it around to the back!

5. I once lied to my friend that I have a twin called Elanda. And he believed it, till today. He would go: “hey, how are you and E?” Alright, I will confess one day.

6. I am embarrassed of how I dance in the club.
I would lift up my right feet up out of the blue (like the photo shown below, except that I do not kick it that high and I do not show off my armpits.)

7. I have an issue with people who chew with their mouth OPEN. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR BLOODY MOUTH AND YES GO ON & CHEW! It makes me wanna just go to them and scratch their mouth.

8. I always think I am a lucky ghost that escaped during the hungry ghost festival, just because I was born on 14 July, during the mid-night. (according to the chinese)

9. I always avoid the person I have a crush on/like. I am so ruddy shy that I choose to avoid. That explains why I am single and probably cos’ I am weird too.

10. I am scared of crawling human. It is a family inflicted sort of phobia. My elder sis/bro would start crawling to scare me when I was younger. Till today, I am still scared.

Auf Widersehen.

xoxo, yoyo

12-11-2011 <3

Just a short lil’ posie;

November, the month of nothing but birthday celebrations.

November, the month my wallet goes through an extreme diet.

Today, it’s my beautiful cousin Amanda’s birthday.

Side-track a lil’, her mom (my aunty) makes the BEST SOTONG BLACK IN THE WORLD.

I was looking hard for a photo of the two of us but all I got were photos of Amanda abusing my cheeks and my younger sis being a total cam-whore. Well, I have to admit, my younger sis has a sweet smile (it’s in the genes).

The photos of Maggie and Moggie being abused are shown below:

Here’s one: 

Here’s another:

Ugh! Never mind, at least a photo of us looking happy (and my cheeks weren’t abused). And my elder sis looking like a cooked lobster after several rounds of drinking.

Once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDOOO. I love you pretty.

xx, Yoyo

p.s// Maggie and Moggie are indeed the names of my cheeks. Maggie is the left, Moggie is the right.

点心(dim sum) 在牛车水！

First things first. At first I had tons of photos of dim sums. However, yeah however, I deleted most of the photos to capture the sacred moment where a pair of insects were mating. What was I thinking? I still have some photos left (very minimal). 对不起！

photo abstracted from: Jokesunlimted

_____back to dim sum_____

Dim Sum has to be my favourite food out of the Chinese Cuisine. 我很爱你！

I can have Dim Sum for my breakfast, lunch, dinner or/and supper if it wasn’t that high in cholesterol, salt, sugar and etc. However, a cup or two of chinese tea never fails to lower my guilt level whenever I consume Dim Sum in large quantities. In my mind, it goes “the tea will break down the fats and I will pee/poop it out”.

I went around Singapore and  the best place(in my opinion) for Dim Sum is at Chinatown. “Duh!? Of course it is.”

There are so many varieties of dumplings, congee, steam whatever and so on. You will be spoilt for choice.

The utmost favourite of mine has to be HAR GOU (Shrimp Dumplings). OH MY CHRIST ON A BIKE! It has such delicate skin that you will slap the person next to you. It is so soft & thin yet of a good texture. The filling was about 89.7% shrimp, 9.3%% meat and 1% of flour. The filling is so tender and so moist (and a tad pepper-ish). YUMMY!

Enough said, let my 4 photos tell you a hundred words instead of a thousand.

Tak Po
Famous in Chinatown for Hong Kong Dim Sum
42 Smith Street
Singapore 058954
Tel: 6225 0302
Business Hours: 7am – 10.30pm (daily)

I would prefer to go on a weekday as it’s bloody packed during the weekend. I don’t enjoy queueing for >15minutes.

我在这里停了，再见。

有懒大上 (yo-lan-da)

Halloween-ie @ the USS

Thanks to Ruo Ping a.k.a Road-Runner, Nanti, RP or ‘ruo’ Bladder, we managed to get the tickets for FREE (almost free).

That’s a photo of RP before the crazy roller-coaster rides. All happy and about to devour the chocolate mud pie.

And me, before deciding to chicken out of the crazy roller-coaster rides. I do not like roller-coaster rides. I suffer from a very bad motion sickness called turbulanatin. Okay I made that up but I got you, didn’t I? Hehe

 RP with her signature twist, Veron with those horns and Sheena whose legs were not jelly yet.

                                      HERE WE GO, HALLOW CREATURES

As I chickened out of the roller-coaster rides (Sheena didn’t go for the rides too), we went exploring around. We went to the Peranakan House (A really scary haunted house).

                         A photo while we waited in the queue for the scariest house I have ever been to. Totally worth it!

That was when Sheena’s legs went wobbly. Hehe

After, we went exploring the different places in USS.

All photos are abstracted from Sheena’s blog.

xo, Yolanda